Professional WRESTLING

Around 2010 I met SINN BODHI,

who saw something in me and mentored  me. 

 I got to train with people like Rikishi at Knox Pro and 

Brian Kendrick at Santino Bros!

I learned tons! 

I highly recommend

 both their schools! 

Sinn Bodhi was running an independent wrestling show called FREAKSOW WRESTLING, based in Las Vegas, with magicians, transvestites, and freakshow performers and somehow.  a cyborg 

from outer space fit right in. 

Techno fought people like; 

Scortch the Firebreathing clown,     Rudolf the Rednose Reindeer,

Jesus,  and others for Freakshow. Techno also began wrestling

in some other 

Los Angeles area promotions 

like Vendeta Pro and 

Wrestling Pro Wrestling

Freakshow Wrestling had crazy matches like here, TECHNO was special guest referee in

 the MARTIAN INVASION Match!  

a six man tag pitting Mars against Captain Kirk,  Mr Spock,  Flash Gordon,  Princess Leigha,  and

Major Matt Mason!

Skroda Moon got in on the act as Referee on several occasions, 

 like here with 

Buggy Nova against Aman Duh

When SINN BODHI brought his Signature INVISIBLE CAGE Match to HOODSLAM in Oakland,  Techno Destructo raked his face across the invisible cage until blood and brains gushed into the faces of the audience!

I started working with Derek Smith who was already playing a character called CEREALMAN.   We did a lot of Anti-gravity matches,  another Freakshow exclusive!

One of the things I wanted to do was bring to Pro Wrestling the same things I had brought to Rock 'n' Roll through GWAR.  We started doing these super gory "Bloodbath for a Balanced Breakfast' matches.

One Halloween,  Vampire Wrestler GANGRIEL,  bit Cerealman and turned him 

into a Vampire!  How can 

Techno Destructo  withstand 

his Super Chocolatey Vampire Powers in a Freakshow wrestling  

Intergalactic Hardcore Match?

SINN BODHI is friends with every wrestler in the known universe!  Often super famous wrestlers who were GWAR fans,  would show up and play wierd Freakshow characters against Techno like VOMITUS!

It was National Gorilla Suit Week  when Techno Destructo debuts at WPW  in Van Nuys, California. Proving to Humanity that Big Foot DOES EXIST!

Sometimes,  DONALD TRUMP, personification of everything wrong with America,  tried to build a wall between me and my opponents as Special Guest Referee at Freakshow Wrestling! 

Popular HOODSLAM villain

 DOC ATROCITY brought  DOC ANIMOSITY (from the future)

 to face Techno in a 

Cyborg Death Match.  

I'm not sure how I won since I was unconcous during the count out.  I think it had something to do with my Valet 

Bodybuilder BRYCE WILDE!

Techno Destructo trains for 

EASTER EGG HUNT OF DEATH

learning YOGA lessons with Princess Paramorgue

Nobody knows why these women are so mean to Techno Destructo,  but it sure is fun to watch!

Here JENNIFER THOMAS  reminds Techno that HER wrath is much worse than anything that might happen to him in the ring! 

Techno Destructo's

time traveling steampunk Lawyer,  Barrister Orlock  observes as Mysterious Space Domanitrix MISTRESS MARIE trains him at POWERHOUSE GYM 

Cobra Kai summoned 

Techno Destructo to

VANCOUVER,  CANADA

 to Destroy Wrestling 

with his old adversary, 

Daryl the Devil Drexel!

Promoting Hella Hot Hot Sauce has led to some cool wrestling opportunities too.  

Here I am bringing 

intellectual enlightenment 

to a whole crowd of 

unsuspecting 

Earther Worms for AWS!

another Sinn Bodhi FREAKSHOW Wrestling exlusive!  How can the combatants keep their footing when Special Guest Referee 

JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS

keeps messing with the 

Anti Gravity Machine!?!?

Techno tried to invade

 Jennifer Thomas' 

SESSION GIRLS Event 

and was forced to submit to the backbreaking agony of the 

CAMEL TOE CLUTCH

from SHELLY MARTINEZ!

Angry because Earth's technology is so primitive that he can't repair his armor,  Techno takes it out on the Outlaw Heir

 RICK JAMES

at CRYPTICON 2019!