T E C H N O D E S T R U C T O

HELLA HOT Hot SAUCE is a Mom & Pop hot sauce company based in San Jose' California.  Showcasing Kyle Colson's unique approach to making hot sauce.

Kyle likes to use pseudo celebrities like me to endorse his products and likes them to have some input with the ingredients.  I m not a hot sauce guy but I love garlic and onions!

TECHNO DESTRUCTO 

Garlic Death Grip Hot Sauce

Guaranteed to Kill VAMPIRES or your money back!

I was more interested in having a product with a label I designed 

at the swag booth 

 at my live appearances. 

 What a surprise bonus that it turned out to be REALLY GOOD!

Kyle Colson and his business partner Chris McCan have been promoting Hella Hot Hot Sauce at hot sauce expos all over California.

YES! it won second place in it's category at FIERY FOOD FEST!  This isn't some Donald Trump "found a phony organization so you can give yourself an award" 

 bullshit either!

IF they are working a hot sauce expo close enough to me,  I try to show up and stir up some interest in the Hella Hot Hot Sauce booth.

This particular Expo was outside on asphalt,  so Techno Destructo was out there doing his own special brand of Drunk Monkey Kung Fu School of Rollerskating

Promoting Hella Hot Hot Sauce has led to some cool wrestling opportunities too.  Here I am bringing intellectual enlightenment to a whole 

crowd of unsuspecting 

Earther Worms for AWS!

Princess Paramorgue showed up to make sure Techno kept the property damage and loss of life to a minimum.

I've been working with Kyle to develop a mascot character to represent HELLA HOT HOT SAUCE

at all types of public events.

My Mysterious Space Domanitrix Handler was pissed because I escaped through the crowd at the end of the day!